Hello. Here is a fancy ass tour of my house that my mother assures me will lead to us having everything we own stolen.

Here's my house, seen from across the road. Note the vast amounts of greenery, more than any other house on the street, cause the neighbours are all afraid of anything they can't control and hence stick to Orwellian lawning schemes. They hate the garden and spend many hours trimming any particle of life that dares creep over their side of the fence. Little do they know that we just mulch it and grow something new. Click on the photo to continue the tour.